Coach Bikaben had yet another breakthrough today in his coaching practice. His team can now read any defense. It can defeat any defense with ease, and he is bringing the 3 division championship winning defense back this year with whatever team hires him.
His predictions are not an XML bowl in the 5 or so seasons that will come, but his predictions are to win his division at least 3-4 of 5 years. And yes, that's even with the Jets. Coach Yoyo is defeatable, Coach Soop is going down, and whoever is unfortunate enough to be the Bills will get defeated twice a year.
His predictions for season one? A division championship. When you play Coach Bikaben you're playing Peyton Manning at QB, Tom Landry as coach. And yes that includes his Flex defense.
Yes I know I make a bunch of guarantees, but you guys can't lie.. I won my division year 2, year 3, and year 5. I'm not illegitimate at all anymore.. in fact I should be someone to fear. Oh, and I lost to BJCole 12-14 in the division championship, a game I should have won had I not fumbled. Just putting that out there..
Anyways.. I'm stoked for the season and I honestly strongly believe my guarantees will come to fruition once again.